From my home town newspaper, The Atlantic City Press, comes this Top Ten list:
Here are the “Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Divorce Judge” — as compiled by Divorce Magazine:
10. “So she gets the gold and I get the shaft?”
9. “I don't really think you would have ruled that way if I'd been a guy (gal).”
8. “I'm really not comfortable raising my right hand and repeating after anyone.”
7. “I'm not hiding my income, so help me God.”
6. “Why are you picking on me?”
5. “No court is going to tell me what to do.”
4. “You'll have to wait a minute. My cell phone's ringing.”
3. “I don't have time for this.”
2. “You're the one who should have a psych eval.”
1. “With all due respect, Your Honor, have you ever been through a divorce?”
with all due respect it really doesnt matter what a man says in divorce court/family court. He is ALWAYS GOING TO GET SCREWED!!
GOODDAD
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Posted by: raymond dinnen | October 10, 2006 at 11:46 AM